Discopants and Haircuts

This is Crystal

Dr. Pants — Fri, 16 May 2008 20:56:07 +0000

Not a huge fan of Chris Matthews… not a big fan of anyone… except The Dude. But, as I sit here on the other side of the pond while everyone argues the crap rather than the meat, this is really really good. My God the US has gone so fascist it deserves what it gets. Maybe this is a beautiful moment in time. Call it like it is. The good stuff happens around 4 minutes.. but you may need to experience the first part for mood.

Captains Log

Dr. Pants — Sun, 04 May 2008 02:42:55 +0000

4:27 am. I have been drinking tonight. It doesn’t work. Honestly.. it isn’t working.

I haven’t posted in ages. That doesn’t mean I haven’t had something to say.

I am, as I write, watching the sun rise over two beautiful humps of a mountain like thing. Norway can kick your ass if you haven’t grown up here. You get used to something and then you get to Norway. It goes from short light to lots-a-light.

The clouds look good though.. I have to admit the view is forever pleasing. Honestly, I find more reasons to live here than I don’t. As much as I bitch to the crew about winter, ‘getting out of the driveway’ shit, sheep and horse shit, I do love the fresh air and long rides listening to the podcasts. The new/used car is also making it sweeter.

I think I need to make a few burritos.

99 Percent

Dr. Pants — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:30:36 +0000

I feel the need to reply to comments but 99 percent of the time I have no fucking idea what to say. That idea may illustrate my current state. I have very little to reply to anything I experience. I believe it is a combination of:

1. A father who drilled certain ideas into my head.

2. Life experience.

Ligi writes, “Bring on the bomb.” His explanation is, “This world is infected beyond fixing. Why waste your time? Plus, lets add some rebellious satire. ” Fuck it.

You know what? I agree…

Your Electorate

Dr. Pants — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:35:16 +0000

How’s This for Explanations?

Dr. Pants — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:35:42 +0000

I am a skeptic. I like to believe that everything is explainable.Deb and I tried a little test. Guess what the other person drew, without seeing. 4 colors (red, blue, black, green). 4 shapes (triangle, circle, star, heart)

try 1: Deb tries to guess what I drew. Doesn’t get anything.

try 2: I get exactly what Deb drew but have one color wrong.

try 3: Natalie (our daughter) draws a red heart. Deb then guesses a red heart.

try 4: Natalie draws a green circle. Draws a green circle.

try 5: Natalie draws a green square. Deb draws a green square!Now, if you didn’t notice, there was no square for choices. That was fucking freaky. Gotta love the Mother/Daughter connection.

Anthony Hamilton: By far one of the greatest from 2007. Actually, the song seems appropriate for the post.

Fuck

Dr. Pants — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:43:56 +0000

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Just When You Started to Get Comfortable

Dr. Pants — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:52:33 +0000

“When the government says, ‘We need to change things for your safety… that’s when I get worried’” Someone close to me said that. Why such a huge production for something like this? Fear? Or is it? A normal person would say, “Hey, fuck ‘em. Let them figure it out for themselves.”

Then nothing happens. That may be the real reason.

I’m Not Sure Yet

Dr. Pants — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 22:50:16 +0000

My daughter is sniper on me. enough…

From 1998: The Siege

Dr. Pants — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:46:05 +0000

Gotta love this. Look how far, we frogs in a frying pan, have come.

Has the Whole World Gone Fuckin’ Crazy?!

Dr. Pants — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 01:50:50 +0000

I have an eye twitch. This, ordinarily, would indicate stress. Well.. maybe it is stress. Why should I be stressed? Only weak people have stress right? Weak, weak people. I am forever strong and mighty.

So Obama took Iowa. Huckabee took Iowa too. I don’t know about you.. but if I won a contest with someone else who is certifiably insane, well, I would begin to question myself. Does anyone else feel like this shit is rigged?

Huckabee has to be the most fucked up person this world has to offer to a democracy. A serious WTF goes to him.

Obama is a little bit better. Phew! I guess the lesser of two evil is what the corporations want.

God Bless US! Each and every one of US!