I passed over into the living room to find my three girls sleeping soundly. It was heart warming. There is nothing more beautiful than your wife and kids sleeping quietly while you watch a movie on your Macbook and drink beer. Tis the season. I had to make a post before this site started growing mold.Movies I recommend:
- I used to think I could fly. If I tried hard enough my will would overcome gravity.
- At one time I thought that drinking myself to death would be fun.
- I think Ron Paul could save the USA. But only for a short time. Like an enema…
- I honestly think that Norway is the best country to live in. The only thing that would make it better would be to have my family and friends (from the USA) here. - The USA election, based on news gathered from normal internet sources, looks fixed and flawed. It looks like all y’all are dumb assholes. Sorry to break the ‘bubble’ . Debt, war and ignorance will not carry you my friend. Everyone is dropping your respect.
- My penis is 9 inches. Sometimes I wonder if it helps.
- I have been a dick in the past. I forgive myself. Now eat me. I’m delicious.
Alright assholes. I am letting you know right now that any private e-mail addresses you have of mine must remain private. Also, I need you to remain hush hush about anything fucked up I have done. I am about to be famous.
As you may or may not know, I am a charismatic person. I hold my own in a crowd, and I hold my own even better in a vagina. I am about to become legend. You know what I am talking about.. I won’t be of the Vanilla Ice/Dexy’s Midnight Runners fame.. I’m talking more, um, Ron Jeremy/ David Bowie Fame. I am well on my way.
I got a casting call for Long Flat Balls 2 in Oslo on Monday. The director will be the dude who did ‘One Night at McCools,’ and ‘Agent Cody Banks.’ They’re looking for some Americans for ROLLS! I AM the part. I highly doubt I will be rejected given my considerable talent and ability. The film resembles an ‘Old School-esque’ Norwegian type film. I will be sure to keep you posted.