About Me
I escaped to Norway in a hot-air balloon in ‘03. Seriously, I moved here in ‘03 after falling in love with a great lady. I’m from Buffalo, NY and love the Bills and Sabres.
Personal Information:
Activities:
Carving cheese
Massaging cats
Lamp Collecting
Interests:
rice
buying rice
cooking rice
eating rice
Favorite Music:
The one with the guy who sings that stuff! OMG it’s so great!
Favorite TV Shows:
Celebrity Veterinarians on Crack.. The New Generation.
Favorite Movies:
Oklahoma 2… the Quickening!
Favorite Books:
”Idiot’s Guide to Reading”
”Stop Touching Me There”
” How Come My Burps Smell Like Bologna?”
”I’m Ok, You’re Ok, That Guy, Over There, is Fucked Up.”
Favorite Quotations:
”I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!”
”I love to eat meat baby Jaguar”
