I rarely ever got sick before I moved here. This school year I have missed more days that I ever have.
First, I went to a sleep clinic and found out that I stopped breathing over 500 times a night. They estimated that I got about 1 hour of good sleep a night… maybe. I had been told by many people, who were lucky to sleep near me, throughout the last 20 years, that I sounded like I would die at any minute when I slept. I always shrugged it off to bad snoring.
Well, after I got to a point when I was literally exhausted very single day, I decided to get some help. My life has changed completely now that I use a CPAP machine. So now what is my problem? I keep getting every damn virus that floats my way.
CPAP? Isn’t that where they stick a finger up your kooze to check for chancres? You snore down there? Watch Jon Dore and I think you’ll realize that you’re farting in your sleep.
Maybe the finger in the kooze woulda helped. The whole family just got sick again.