I am sitting at work waiting for my next class… in 4 hours. At home I have a 14 pound turkey that is waiting for me, calling me. Of all the holidays I miss, Thanksgiving is the big one. No presents must be produced, everyone gets stoned off the turkey and mumbles incoherent political statements.
I won’t have time to finish cooking everything today. I get home too damn late from work. Guess Friday will have to do. The Norwegians don’t know what they are missing.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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I’m in food coma … cooked all damn day too.
Yum! Could be worse Pants … you could be in Mumbai. Be thankful.
When are you coming back home?