Evolution?
Please let me know if you thought Palin did well in the debate. Please tell me so I can cross you off my Christmas list and put you on my fucking idiot list.
I have one idea why the polls are so close. Follow me…
“Remember, 50% of the country is below average.” Makes sense doesn’t it? The Idiocracy is currently at 50%. If the smart people fail to bear more children than the idiots in the next 10 years, we could be looking at a jump of 5% or more. That could tip the scales of the US elections of the future and eventually lead to our demise. That’s why this election is so important.
As far as my opinion of the debate? I had a much different reaction than most. I looked at the debate as a whole, and how it looked to others around the world. How about, instead of asking who won, we address the fact we had someone on stage who didn’t fuck-up and, therefore, was a success? Is this where we are headed? Smart people around the world, I can guarantee, would say Biden won. He answered with substance, not catch-phrases and mumbled, mixed-up sentences. But now people around the world see the country’s reaction to the debate and the say, “Huh? THAT many people liked her?” I know I did.
You see, I am not inundated by the media from the US. I get to see and read multiple opinions about what is going on in the US. I can choose what to think. I see that what happens in the US effects people around the world. I see what the world thinks about the US now. Many Americans have no fucking clue. I would guess that is the connection to the polls.
In the US you will hear (over and over):
“The Surge worked.” Ummm, no it fucking didn’t. We just started giving money and arms to everyone NOT to fight. In addition, we shouldn’t be there in the first place.
“We need to drill more.” Umm… no you don’t. It won’t make a lick of difference for many many years, if it ever does.
“Clean coal.” Oxymoronic. Total, utter bullshit. There is no such thing.
” They hate our freedoms.” Really? David Cross can clear that one up for me.
“Rescue package.” Pleeease! Rescue package? Is this Go Diego Go? How about calling it “Put more burden on Americans, already struggling, to keep the wealthiest 1% rich and in control package.” It sounds less dire now doesn’t it? Also, regarding our current financial crisis. Did we cut spending and hold those who caused the mess accountable? No. We borrowed MORE money. Happy Birthday Kids! Someday all of this will be yours!
“Joe-Six-Pack is Mr EveryPerson. We need a regular guy in office. ” I don’t know about you but I would rather have a strong, intelligent, well-educated person looking after things. Who wants the guy who gets into fights in the end-zone, because someone doesn’t have the same jersey on, running the country?
Norway looks better every fucking day.
So what the fuck you got against the nation of miserable fucks, norweegian? Some of my best friends are miserable fucks.
Did I ever tell you about the time I met Che and he told me and my buddies that he envied us for living in the belly of the beast?
I didn’t say it at the time, but I thought Che was a real condescending asshole for saying shit like that. I mean, for Christ’s sake, gregarines live in the bellies of termites, and who the fuck do you know has been extolling the virtue of being some fucking enzyme?
Pants, I thought you already knew this country was terminally fucked. I thought that is why you got out. I applaud you for it.
My wife and I are in the process of having to obtain documents we didn’t even know existed to renew our driver’s licenses. I expect we’ll have to wait in line for days to have our applications rejected.
God, I can’t wait to vote for the Republicans to fix things.
Have a nice day.
Osama bin Ligi
Since Blues Brothers is one of my favorite movies, I haphazardly typed in your site … that’s how I found you.
In any event. Caribou Barbie did just as she was supposed to … she winked, chick chicked and looked cuter and cuter. Mission accomplished I say! That being said, now she’s on her Obama is a terrorist Cheney-esque bullshit mania and guess what … it’s backfiring and I love it.
Words cannot describe how much I loathe Sarah Palin. And I for one want to find out what her route back to Juneau will be so I can hold up a “fuck you and your knocked up daughter, you dumb Republican tool” sign.
Anyway, Papa Smurf and Obama are up tonight. Watching???
GL- The new documents for a driver’s license are necessary to make you safer. Like I said to you before… I am glad I am here.
Domermom- You have good taste in movies. I want to stay up for the debate but we have a 6 hour difference in time… I just can’t make it. I thought about it but I would be a zombie at work tomorrow.
Well, it’s nice to see you’re not dead. So many people outside our borders have become collateral damage.
I wonder if Barack McCain will be able to reverse that tendency. You think?
The belly of the beast, dude, that’s the place to be.
Che and his Bozo buddies
Wink, wink.
If they kill me, there’s another beauty queen ready to snatch the agony of defeat from the Democrats. Marko my words.