This is Crystal
by Dr. Pants on May.16, 2008, under Life and the Universe
Not a huge fan of Chris Matthews… not a big fan of anyone… except The Dude. But, as I sit here on the other side of the pond while everyone argues the crap rather than the meat, this is really really good. My God the US has gone so fascist it deserves what it gets. Maybe this is a beautiful moment in time. Call it like it is. The good stuff happens around 4 minutes.. but you may need to experience the first part for mood.



May 22nd, 2008 on 12:33 am
have u listened to “Badman’s Song” lately?
May 25th, 2008 on 1:14 pm
I haven’t. I have been in a desperate search to find something new to listen to. Nothing, so far, has caught my attention.
May 28th, 2008 on 4:14 am
I haven’t found anything that grabs me hard and intensely. The music industry is in a slow decline. it’s all been done and re-done.
June 5th, 2008 on 7:46 am
I’ll tell you what I think. I think that all these smart motherfuckers ought to come up with a plan. All these motherfuckers that have ALL the fuckin answers to everything. All these motherfuckers that got it all figured out. All these motherfuckers that are expert on EVERYTHING. All these motherfuckers like Seethe Doberman, Schill Oreally, Lush Rimshot, Osammy bin Vodka, Ann Outhouse, al-Bore,
Georgee Girl, Michael Weiner, I want them to back up their yap and DO something. I want ORIGINAL! I want off-the-cuff. I want knee jerk. I want honest. I want spontaneous. I want jello biafra. I want dead kennedy’s. I want Let’s Active. I want results, not Mestupiddotcom!
June 5th, 2008 on 8:43 am
All I see when they spew their “love juice” on camera is the dude from V for Vendetta who plays a similar role. These people all look sinister.
July 22nd, 2008 on 2:47 am
Hey dude
I’m recovering from a botched DIY frontal lobotomy. What’s your fucking excuse?
Your pal in ethereal terrorism,
Dr. Ligi
August 21st, 2008 on 4:29 am
Dr. Dude,
I’ll be blunt; are you alive?
Just curious.
viv
September 15th, 2008 on 1:57 pm
I’m not. I have no idea about Dr. Pants. The last I heard he was dealing with car problems and considering killing his family.
September 25th, 2008 on 6:45 am
Hey, dude. You should come home and get your share of the $700 billion Bushco is planning to hand out to needy CEOs of failed businesses. I’m so glad to live in the USSA. I know how lucky I am, eh, here in the USSA.
What the fuck is your problem?