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Has the Whole World Gone Fuckin’ Crazy?!

by Dr. Pants on Jan.05, 2008, under Life and the Universe, Politics, Video

safetyI have an eye twitch. This, ordinarily, would indicate stress. Well.. maybe it is stress. Why should I be stressed? Only weak people have stress right? Weak, weak people. I am forever strong and mighty.

So Obama took Iowa. Huckabee took Iowa too.  I don’t know about you.. but if I won a contest with someone else who is certifiably insane, well, I would begin to question myself.  Does anyone else feel like this shit is rigged?

Huckabee has to be the most fucked up person this world has to offer to a democracy. A serious WTF goes to him.

Obama is a little bit better. Phew! I guess the lesser of two evil is what the corporations want.

God Bless US! Each and every one of US!

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11 comments for this entry:
  1. Hoppy Hoppanokian

    Where the fuck have you been, asshole? Norway, perhaps? I’ve been here since I got to shake the hand of a guy that claimed to shake the hand of someone that was standing next to Che when he allegedly said that he envied people who lived in the U.S. because they worked within the belly of the beast.

    Fast forward to 30 years after the people he envied had bankrolled his murder: what the fuck is your problem? Somebody scraped out your frontal lobes? Or is that one of those free Norway health benefits.

    You want to save the NOMF? Nuke it. NUKE IT. NOW~!~~~~

  2. Peter Hammill

    I invest!

  3. Ligi

    BTW, I’m looking at Parade magazine for January 6, 2008, which asks if Benazir Bhutto is America;s best hope against al-Qaeda?

    Do you think this a trick question?

  4. lindy

    The rat race is over and the rats won.

  5. Jack Kerouac

    But the rats didn’t pay the entry fee! Those bastards!

  6. Dr. Paint

    Any politician claiming to have God on his side is scary.

  7. God

    You bet your sweet ass, sunshine. Good to see some of you dumb assholes know which orifice is best buttered for the Lord!

  8. George Heyduke

    Dude, really. You left the US and don’t plan on coming back as a citizen so why do you even care about US politics? For what its worth, Hillary wont get the nomination and this country wont elect a black man, even some one qualified (unlike Obambi). But cheer up, you will see a liberal in a conservative costume get elected by the name of McCain.

  9. Karl "Hammer" Rove

    You can’t touch this, your norweggy wimp.

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