It Was Bound to Come to This
by Dr. Pants on Dec.19, 2007, under Life and the Universe
I call it the armadillo effect. The first time you learn what an armadillo is will lead to you seeing them, somewhere, somehow, all the time following. It’s now happened with this ridiculous Perfume Incident. It was followed by the next.
Today brings wind of number 3. It’s a doozy. Actually, it technically isn’t a perfume. It’s more of a bottled odor.
6 comments for this entry:



December 19th, 2007 on 8:06 pm
I am a bit confused here; does this mean you will start using this?
December 19th, 2007 on 11:33 pm
Yes. I like the smell of Vagina on me. It smells like… Victory.. or Vulva.
December 20th, 2007 on 6:12 am
I use it on me and Laura loves it.
December 20th, 2007 on 10:47 am
Eau de Anus and Vulva? Someone get him in the shower!
December 20th, 2007 on 11:27 am
Nothing like taking a shower and then making yourself smell like vulva.
December 22nd, 2007 on 2:03 am
As my dimbulb grandpappy always told me: Vulva is as vulva smells.