I call it the armadillo effect. The first time you learn what an armadillo is will lead to you seeing them, somewhere, somehow, all the time following. It’s now happened with this ridiculous Perfume Incident. It was followed by the next.
Today brings wind of number 3. It’s a doozy. Actually, it technically isn’t a perfume. It’s more of a bottled odor.
I am a bit confused here; does this mean you will start using this?
Yes. I like the smell of Vagina on me. It smells like… Victory.. or Vulva.
I use it on me and Laura loves it.
Eau de Anus and Vulva? Someone get him in the shower!
Nothing like taking a shower and then making yourself smell like vulva.
As my dimbulb grandpappy always told me: Vulva is as vulva smells.