Moments of Honesty (confessions) Part 1
by Dr. Pants on Nov.16, 2007, under Classic, Norway, Politics
- I used to think I could fly. If I tried hard enough my will would overcome gravity.
- At one time I thought that drinking myself to death would be fun.
- I think Ron Paul could save the USA. But only for a short time. Like an enema…
- I honestly think that Norway is the best country to live in. The only thing that would make it better would be to have my family and friends (from the USA) here. - The USA election, based on news gathered from normal internet sources, looks fixed and flawed. It looks like all y’all are dumb assholes. Sorry to break the ‘bubble’ . Debt, war and ignorance will not carry you my friend. Everyone is dropping your respect.
- My penis is 9 inches. Sometimes I wonder if it helps.
- I have been a dick in the past. I forgive myself. Now eat me. I’m delicious.
8 comments for this entry:
November 17th, 2007 on 7:50 am
It’s nice to see you are still such an optimistic asshole. I assume you will bring your own soap to the showers. Correct me if I’m right.
November 17th, 2007 on 11:07 am
I am pretty sure he won’t bow down to get one.
November 17th, 2007 on 12:58 pm
you like that Ligi?
Paint, I am glad you stopped by during my moment of clarity. I use “soap on a rope” by the way…
November 18th, 2007 on 9:21 am
You’re pretty much right on in your views on amerika. Someone @al franken quotes sinclair lewis, and is right on too. Amerika will turn it around some day. We wont have ~bad, bad, luck~ forever. We’re just in a slump because the fuck`n internet is bust`n our balls. Makes everyone tell the truth…accountable-like.
Thx 4 letting me, well, you know.
November 18th, 2007 on 11:33 pm
Should the US get another fuck-wit I think it’s doomed. Should we get a large reality enema and clean things up.. we’ll be back on track. I still think it is possible.
November 19th, 2007 on 9:15 pm
I see that the Senate has decided not to go on recess just to keep the First Idiot from another of his endless supply of recess appointments. Now, if Osama were to enter the 2008 race as a write-in, I could well the bottle as half full.
Neal Downer
November 19th, 2007 on 10:16 pm
I think the NOMF will require the bomb. Sadly, it my put them more to sleep.
November 20th, 2007 on 2:26 am
Check out the NOMF Website, duder.