Discopants and Haircuts

1.  I used to think I could fly. If I tried hard enough my will would overcome gravity.  
2.  At one time I thought that drinking myself to death would be fun.
   
3. I think Ron Paul could save the USA. But only for a short time. Like an enema…
   
4. I honestly think that Norway is the best country to live in. The only thing that would make it better would be to have my family and friends (from the USA) here. -  The USA election, based on news gathered from normal internet sources, looks fixed and flawed. It looks like all y’all are dumb assholes. Sorry to break the ‘bubble’ .  Debt, war and ignorance will not carry you my friend. Everyone is dropping your respect.
   
5. My penis is 9 inches. Sometimes I wonder if it helps.
   
6. I have been a dick in the past. I forgive myself. Now eat me. I’m delicious. 

One mystery solved… and another one evolved. That’s teaching. Seriously.