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November 1st, 2007 on 12:25 am
You know, I suspect he actually said them words and we have them in context, which is, of course, the NOMF™. The Perfect Dorm. The Defective Norm.
Funny shit until you start counting the dead. Fortunately for the NOMF, the dead don’t count, although they often vote.
It’s the Schlinder’s leading the culture of life!
November 1st, 2007 on 6:09 am
BTW, Pantaloonie, Reddit has restored my links and I’ve noticed more hits from Cocksuckle. It’s nice to see that persistence will overcome censorship and liberal stupidity. Niggers too.
Phil Ochs
November 1st, 2007 on 11:18 pm
What about this beautiful diatribe…
Found on slashdot
“Have fun in your little made-up universe where the government comes to round you up and you manage to fight it off.
In the real world, fascism is when the corporations and governments work as a single entity, and you can wander around with your fucking gun all you want. In fact, you’ll have to wander around, because the government/corporations took your house and your car, and no one will hire you.
At which point you’ll be arrested, not as some big anti-government hero by jackboot thugs, but for stealing bread to live on, by a perfectly normal cop who’s just doing his job, a job that absolutely no one except you disagrees with, so when you shoot and kill him you’re getting the electric chair and no one thinks you’re a hero at all.
There are different types of totalitarian governments, and assuming a fascist one operates like a communist one is faulty. Fascist governments don’t put troops in the streets…they work with corporations to make sure ‘the wrong sort of people’ do not have any economic power, and do not have anywhere to peddle their ideas.
Modern fascist states don’t even bother to kill those people, and pretending they’re going to show up in some stormtrooper outfit and start a gun battle with you is insane. They’ll show up with a court order to evict you from your home because you failed to pay your mortgage, because pressure came from the top at your company to let you go. Or they’ll just sue you and ruin your finances.
America is not a bunch of tiny castles where, as long as you can hold off the invading armies, you will be fine. The idea that that is how the world works is astonishingly naive. Almost all the population of America lives in housing they do not fully own, they get food from places they do not control like the supermarket, they require operating in society for money to obtain said food and shelter, a society where economics are controlled by some very large players that can crush them like bugs.
And a fascist state isn’t going to ‘assume control’, you asshat. There’s not going to some insane coup, there’s a going to be a slow change, which has, in fact, already happened, or have you not looked at the telecom immunity stuff? That’s classic fascism. The government breaks the law, the government gets private companies to break the law, the government gives said companies huge amounts of cash, the government attempts to make such behavior legal retroactively. We’ve got government officials and AT&T officers leaping back and forth between each other in an incestuous loop. Your government spying on you, sponsored by AT&T. It’s not ‘totalitarian’ yet, as evidenced by the fact Democrats managed to stop the immunity, but it is fascism, at least the start of it. (And the same thing’s happened with Blackwater.)
Oh, and before you start ranting about gun control some more, be forewarned I’m against it. I’m just not stupid enough to think that the US government being slowly corrupted by business is something that can be fought off with gunpowder. Guns are useful to deter crime and to deter invasion. They aren’t useful against a corrupt government in any meaningful way.”
November 2nd, 2007 on 2:51 am
Not quite grim enough, but heading in the right direction. Eisenhower warned about the military industrial complex, but he didn’t recognize the importance of the prison industrial complex in which maybe 40% of the workforce in the NOMF™ is involved either directly or indirectly in maintaining one of the most invasive and banal penal colonies in the history of dehumanism.
Voting is what keeps the system working so efficiently.
November 6th, 2007 on 3:45 am
You know, Dr. Pants, what I don’t understand? What I don’t understand is why people seem to think that being positive in some way equates with being realistic. Pointing out the shit in the road does not put the shit in the road. Illuminating the trouble does not create the trouble, except for those who don’t want the trouble pointed out.
I do occasionally vote, and every time I do, I am convinced that I have condemned a gene on my DNA strand to live another meaningless existence. Fortunately, I have no kids and have not sold my sperm.
On the other hand, I still listen to Zappa every day, and that stupid cocksucker thought that voting was going to save the world.
Easy meat.
Osama bin stilllaffenisassoff
November 13th, 2007 on 9:07 am
Black Panthers, White Panthers, SDS etc., all had the right idea, unfortunately they trusted too much(too many snitches). You want progress, you go it alone. Recruiting a private army today is next to impossible(too many snitches), unless you live in the mideast. The only way is through treachery, sneak,underhanded, shut your mouth-like, random…(TimmyMac) -you afraid of losing your job, your house, your wife?
Too many fuckin attachments, son.
Meaningless puts me to sleep.
FuckBushFuckObama but most of all, fuck politicians.
It’s me against the world. I would’nt have it any other way in a nomf’s.
I’m not afraid of whats next-I’m looking forward to it.
Bring on the fuckin problems! Heavy on the relish.
& Thx 4 letting me stare/
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