by Dr. Pants on Oct.03, 2007, under Norway, Politics
I joined Facebook awhile back. I found that no-one my age has a Facebook account. Had I been born in 1989, instead of graduated in 1989, I would have been ‘Mr Cool’. But the fact that I joined Facebook at my age made me question not only my use of time, but, well, my sexuality.
Natalie and I went to Ikea (am I legally required to capitalize the whole word?) today to find handmade furniture crafted by the most skillful children this planet has to offer. We got a shoe-rack, a lamp, two rugs and a shit load of flourescent bulbs. Personally I really don’t understand what Ikea is doing these days. I was going to purchase some couch covers for our child-destroyed sofas when I saw what they had to offer. Let’s put it this way, I would rather have the ice-cream stains than put this fashion minute shit on in my living room. What ever happened to plain colors? You know, brown and green and the different shades? I like the things that stand the test of time. Colors. Simple colors.
I didn’t mention, in the last post, why I went to Oslo. Well, I was auditioning for a McDonalds commercial. Let’s put it this way… I sucked ass. At least I thought I did. The guy I auditioned for was really cool. He helped me out. The casting agency was an amazing place. Everyone had a Mac. nough said.
So what is up with Iran? Impeachment?
October 4th, 2007 on 4:12 am
Iran will catch a beating from the rest of the world , fuck even the French are on board for this one. And impeachement?? Keep dreaming, it will never happen and get ready for 8 more years of Republicans
October 4th, 2007 on 7:12 am
Even I’m on FaceBook, although all I do is ignore requests from Bambi and Heather and Micki and Val to become their friend. Social networking sites are just data mining operations for Vaterland Sekurity and marketeers.
As for impeachment, the remaining incompetent boobs in this administration could visit some infrastructure disaster site, drop trou, and mark their territory with no problems. They could fuck little children on piles of dung and still keep on trucking. The NOMF™ has chosen self-annihilation by papercuts.
Owwee, owwee, owwee.
There is no leadership in the modern world. Moral leadership? Carter in Darfur gets hooted in the liberal media for causing problems for diplomatic efforts, and Secretary of Misstatement Condomsqueezer Rice gets a free ride because she publicly dreams of fucking the First Idiot.
Nuke this planet now. Please.
Voting just encourages these assholes. If you vote, shame on you. If I vote, kill me.
October 4th, 2007 on 9:06 am
I haven’t been to IKEA in a few years, but my whole living room is furnished from them. I have a sofa/ loveseat in sage green, some nice neutral tables, and other very nice/ well priced accessory, so maybe they’ve changed their style over the past couple of years.
I hope you make the McDonald’s cast — you’ll have to educate us all on how to pronounce the cuisine in Norsk
October 5th, 2007 on 10:06 pm
Thanks DK. They were actually looking for Americans to play the part. They need that authentic American accent I suppose.
As for Iran.. sigh.. nough said.