If I Was a Sculptor
by Dr. Pants on Aug.10, 2007, under Life and the Universe
I have this recurring song lyric floating through my brain. From Elton John’s “Your Song”
“If I was a sculptor, but then again… no”
I keep wanting to substitute ‘then again, no, ” for something more current. You know, ” If I as a sculptor I would sculpt a large round ass in the shape of of your face.”
“If I was a sculptor, but then again, why? ”
“If I was a sculptor, but then again, I would be Union.”
“If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
I think I just shit may pants. ”
I am available for Bra mitzvahs and weddings.. Thank You Very Much.
2 comments for this entry:
August 11th, 2007 on 8:50 am
Not bad. Do you make gefilte fish too?
August 12th, 2007 on 4:08 am
Actually I am quite good at making Norwegian Fish Balls. But that’s not kosher.