I Will Be Famous
by Dr. Pants on Apr.03, 2007, under Classic, Life and the Universe, Norway
Alright assholes. I am letting you know right now that any private e-mail addresses you have of mine must remain private. Also, I need you to remain hush hush about anything fucked up I have done. I am about to be famous.
As you may or may not know, I am a charismatic person. I hold my own in a crowd, and I hold my own even better in a vagina. I am about to become legend. You know what I am talking about.. I won’t be of the Vanilla Ice/Dexy’s Midnight Runners fame.. I’m talking more, um, Ron Jeremy/ David Bowie Fame. I am well on my way.
I got a casting call for Long Flat Balls 2 in Oslo on Monday. The director will be the dude who did ‘One Night at McCools,’ and ‘Agent Cody Banks.’ They’re looking for some Americans for ROLLS! I AM the part. I highly doubt I will be rejected given my considerable talent and ability. The film resembles an ‘Old School-esque’ Norwegian type film. I will be sure to keep you posted.
April 3rd, 2007 on 12:45 pm
Do you mean ROLES? Good luck!
April 3rd, 2007 on 5:59 pm
Sounds like you need to repost I Am The Greatest.
April 4th, 2007 on 7:20 am
Elio… Are you an alien reading my mind?
April 4th, 2007 on 7:22 am
and cc… I stick by rolls..
April 5th, 2007 on 7:21 pm
Not for nothing, but “long flat balls 2″ sounds a little gay. Don’t mean to piss on your parade- but it sounds pretty gay. Anywho, good luck!!!
April 6th, 2007 on 2:04 am
I am being told this film looks gay by someone who writes ‘Anywho’?!!
April 11th, 2007 on 1:46 pm
You should get in touch with Good Ol’ Jer for some casting tips, now that he’s a star (Bond, Detergent Commercial, some Porn Movie) here in Prague, so obviously he must have some inside knowladge of how that film shit works…
April 12th, 2007 on 7:39 am
Thanks pL I’ll stop by It’s been awhile