Yes. I love the Onion. It was the first thing I did when I walked into the bar (work) when I lived in Chicago every Friday…
I decided to take a look at the Onions weekly magazine covers. That’s all I need to say. Some of my favorites:
I couldn’t resist adding the last one…
There is no question in my mind… things are a’changin. Deb just left for Oslo after a photographer she knew, many years ago, needed her for a newspaper ad. It was a spontaneous call. She did modeling before… but not in the years I have known her…. We’ll see. I like [...]
Sometimes the Onion is amazing, dare I say genius.
‘New Nietzschean Diet Lets You Eat Whatever You Fear Most’
’Fat Is Dead is selling briskly, as are the accompanying recipe pamphlets Beyond Food And Evil; Human, All Too Fat A Human; and Swiss Steak Zarathustra. ‘ Link
‘Swiss Steak Zarathustra’ rolled me over.
This has to be the funniest of the Borat clips I have seen. Keep in mind he is improving all of this. His physical comedy is fantastic. Then he gets drunk. If you watch closely at the end he almost breaks character, while talking about his mother never loving him.
Idiot Bird.
I got up today at 5 am, only a few hours sleep under my belt, and drove to work. THERE WAS NO SCHOOL TODAY EITHER!
My question now becomes… why didn’t I just check the school website for the dates of this vacation? WHY?! WHY?!
Today’s post: Story and update of the film
I woke up at 5am this morning. I sipped some tea and read the daily news. I hopped in the shower, dressed and left for work. I drove for about 30 minutes before the following thought began to creep into my head, “Is today a holiday too?”
Now, when [...]
I have seen a litany of films lately due to having some time off.
Also, I have been reading some past posts and have come to the conclusion I am a freak case. Just remember that even the great oak was once a little nut. I think it may have come from eating too many MREs, [...]
I got the place to myself for the night.
I can honestly say that the system is broken. Hillary and Obama both raised 50 mil already. Am I the only one that says, ‘Why don’t they put that money to good use?” I know that is a very simplistic idea but damn do they spend a [...]
Alright assholes. I am letting you know right now that any private e-mail addresses you have of mine must remain private. Also, I need you to remain hush hush about anything fucked up I have done. I am about to be famous.
As you may or may not know, I am a charismatic person. I hold [...]