Archive for March, 2007

10 Steps to Complete Happiness

Alright. I have been to, and read,  every damn thing on the internet about the 10 steps to everything. I am truly moved. When I say moved I mean MOOOOOVED. I mean moved like a serious bowel movement that makes you glad to be alive.
So I figured I would offer my 10 top tips to [...]

The ‘N’ Word

After reading the comments from the second last (or was it third?) post I had to post this.
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Too Good Not to Post

This video has to be the strangest I have seen in awhile..
I present.. Japanese to English… lessons..

Direction

When I was bar-tending at the Essex Street Pub in Buffalo for many years I had a particular favorite customer. His name is/was Jack Drummer. He was an old bitter, drunken artist. Apparently, through many different channels, I found out he was quite a known artist in the artist world. He also, supposedly, [...]

His Dream

“My friends, each of you is a single cell in the great body of the State. And today, that great body has purged itself of parasites. We have triumphed over the unprincipled dissemination of facts. The thugs and wreckers have been cast out. And the poisonous weeds of disinformation have been consigned to the dustbin [...]

COST


Classic

I watched this 20 times and couldn’t stop laughing… What film was it? Airplane II
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Work and Work

I apologize, especially to Dr Faustroll, for not having written in awhile. I am in a little over my head at work right now. No, seriously I am. I am basically teaching 150% (give or take a few p points). Plus this place is new to me, and my language skills are still lacking. [...]

I Am Very Proud of You

Found online:
As a child, I was taught that the point of toothbrushing is to prevent the bacteria in food particles from producing an acidic environment that would cause tooth decay. Later, in sex ed, I learned that semen is alkaline. So what I’m wondering is, does having a little bit of semen in my mouth [...]