Attempt #5642
by Dr. Pants on Feb.02, 2007, under Life and the Universe, Norway
“If I could only write everyday I would be happy…. all the time… But for now I choose to be a large boner.”
-Dr Pants
I really am pissed at myself. Honestly, I think about this damn place more than I probably should. Actually, I think about my penis more than I should too. The difference is I address my penis on a regular basis. The problem is I haven’t written shit everyday like I used to. PLUS I haven’t even put up the archives. I will soon forgive myself and return to a life of desperation.
Exclusive: I have a job. I am teaching at Norway’s biggest trade school. I am teaching Norway’s future carpenters, designers, hair-dressers, artists, tinsmiths, plumbers and other teen-age people who don’t give a shit about anything but only want to make a few bucks raping us for their services….
Honestly, they read nothing. They don’t wanrt to read anything…ever. They care about nothing except the other sex and what they are wearing. They complete me.
Everyday that I drive to work I am overwhelmed with the view and beauty of what I see. EVERYDAY (and I mean it) I am just floored with the view. Everyday I say… “Hey Dr Pants… Why not take a few pictures?” That’s when I realize that I need to get a camera.
February 6th, 2007 on 6:35 pm
I’m curious. One of my great regrets is that I lived in Europe and never visited Norway, the home of my History (I was in my early twenties, so repeated visits to Amsterdam filled the void). Now, older and “wiser?” I’m curious by your posts. The Norway you describe doesn’t sound at all like the purely Norwegian community I grew up in in Wisc., which is perhaps Norway, circa 1900. Work ethic, determination, drive, organization, etc., - even I get nervous when I go home. Have things evolved there that much? Of course, it was an impoverished country when those who emigrated left - not like today…. May account for a lot of the change. Still, I wish you’d post more. I’ll get there, but in the meantime, it’s nice to see it through another American’s eyes. Thanks,
dK
February 8th, 2007 on 12:16 pm
1 post every month? I will now have to find another outlet for my blinding rage & laser sharp canon of disparaging anecdotes from your past