Is your penis small like a girl clitoris? Is your penis large like mine?
I say these things just to clear the air. It makes your mind fresh for my rhetoric.
I was sitting here, urinating in my pants, when I realized I need to pay better care to using the toilet for eliminating waste. Speaking of [...]
(updated) Welcome redditers…
Big Hello to the bigger lebowski. Ben it’s good to hear from you.
I talked to my sister last Sunday. She’s a High School math/computer teacher on Long Island, New York. From what I understand it is a pretty nice school with decent technology, decent students and other wonderful things that make a High [...]
Don’t think you’re anyone special or that you’re better than us.- Jante Law
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I was sitting and chatting with a friend from work today when he mentioned the Jante Law. After he described it I realized that I had spoken about it just a few days ago (see number 5) [...]
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
- David Letterman
As Navin R. Johnson’s mother once told him, “Everyone has a special purpose.” Apparently mine is fighting for things. I seem to have some fucking battle everyday of my life. The broadband saga lasted almost 5 months and I, sincerely, was not the [...]
I was over at my neighbor’s house, the other day, and noticed that he had DSL also. Now, he and she are 80 years old or so. I don’t care if they cross-country ski 5-8 kilometers a few times a week! They don’t understand computers. It also doesn’t matter that I can’t cross-country ski [...]
“If I could only write everyday I would be happy…. all the time… But for now I choose to be a large boner.”
-Dr Pants
I really am pissed at myself. Honestly, I think about this damn place more than I probably should. Actually, I think about my penis more than I should too. The difference is [...]