January 5th, 2007
by Dr. Pants on Jan.05, 2007, under Life and the Universe
It’s my birthday.. not that anyone remembers. I say that not for sympathy, actually quite the opposite. I like that it falls so close to Christmas and New Years. It’s always been the birthday no one remembers. The only person who remembers is Mom, of course, with good reason. She bore the brunt of my existence. Actually she bore ( I hope I am spelling that right) pretty much everything I put her through.
BTW. I apologize for not visiting anyone else’s sites lately. I am fucking exhausted from life right now. I hope to find some time, in the near future, to peruse my other bloggin’ friends.
Back to the point. Maybe Moms should be honored on our birthday. For God’s sake… Most people hate it anyway. I, for one, care very little about it. I don’t care that I am getting older. I am still 24 in my head. I don’t care about any of it. If anything it stresses other people out because, on top of their life ‘tasks’ they need to ‘get’ or ‘do’ something for someone.
I don’t mind the occasional surprise party with a keg and some good friends though… You know… laughter, nakedness and donkeys.
Happy Birthday Mom… I love you for all you have put up with….
January 5th, 2007 on 9:33 pm
happy birthday asshooooole!
January 6th, 2007 on 7:55 am
Happy Birthday. Let’s see, the past two posts have shit on christmas and birthdays…how’d you get so charming?
someone needs to check your oil…..
your feet itch for American soil….
BTW- what did you decide to do about work?
January 10th, 2007 on 6:02 pm
Happy Birthday.
Is January 5 close enough to Christmas that you were one of those poor kids that got the Merry Christmas/Happy Birthday present every year? Seems silly now, but horrifying as a child, when present receipt ranks much higher than solving world hunger on the importance scale…
Hope you had that kegger!
January 12th, 2007 on 7:54 am
Dr. Tooth is getting tired of checking his own oil. I want you to talk dirty in Norwegien.
BTW - Have you learned enough to tell when Deb is calling you an asshole or anything like that? Shoot me an email sometime.
January 15th, 2007 on 6:19 am
Someone just pointed me to your sight since I often use Discopants and Haircuts as a title for my screen names.
Blues Brothers fan are ya?
January 28th, 2007 on 3:51 pm
You planning to post on your next birthday, Pantalooney?