Discopants and Haircuts

Here’s the deal. If you want broadband here…at this place, atop this mountain, you need to make a stand. Well, I am making a stand. I have been told that the bandwidth limit has been reached atop this mountain. There are about 5 houses for sale and 10 houses being built on the road up. Hmmmm. Somewhere between the order and the contractor, who sets up the connection, there is a communication problem. I know this. I feel it.. I am the broadband signal.

Maybe it’s a good business opportunity to run new lines..

They say it is old lines that have reached their maximum capacity… Well, do I need to tear down those lines for some assholes to run new ones? I try to get past the customer service of Telenor everytime I call… They say they will have someone call me back… They NEVER DO! The best I get is a text message that reads in Norwegian… ‘Yah Yah.. Ve kan not give youe faste internete…’

I am telling you it is possible.. I know there is room for me! This is why I have gotten a phone line..

When you order dsl at an electronics store they sign you up and give you all the equipment that you need, wireless router etcright at the store… as long as you have a phone line… . I am just going to order from every one of them.. I am going to amass a closet of routers and cables.. They’ll eventually get the idea and, who knows, maybe one time it will work..

For fucks sake! Everyone of my neighbors has fucking broadband.. Why the fuck can’t I ? I can bet that all of those idiots use it to check their e-mail and surf pron… Not like me who has some serious world changing to do…

After that, if it doesn’t work… well…