It’s the 25th… of December.
I am ….really…happy …for … whatever.
This is a big sham. I am beginning to feel that it is.
What I dig:
Showing up with presents for the kids/wife randomly throughout the year.
Surprising my family with love and affection throughout the year. After all, they are my family.
Trying to be kind and nice to [...]
I love carpet. I love… chair.. I love lamp.. I LOVE LAMP.
I was sitting here munching on a chocolate squirrel when, while listening to a series of pre-defined Christmas songs, I realized I hadn’t truly given a painful gift to all my fellow discopanters…. After all, Christmas is about giving. Isn’t about time you all [...]
‘Tis No Man, Tis a remorseless eatin’ machine”
I am finding that, the more it is dark and the colder it gets, I want to eat all the time. I really have no special craving other than burritos. I don’t like junk food, never have. I don’t feel like any kind of cookies or cake, chips [...]
Here’s the deal. If you want broadband here…at this place, atop this mountain, you need to make a stand. Well, I am making a stand. I have been told that the bandwidth limit has been reached atop this mountain. There are about 5 houses for sale and 10 houses being built on the road [...]
There is one thing the Norwegians love… and that is the farts demper. They have them everywhere. I see about 100 on the way home alone… Sometimes I drive right over them. Farts dempers can save lives. Farts dempers give many people a feeling of safety. Personally I hate farts dempers. They tend to be [...]
When I get up in the morning and go to work it is dark. The sun rises, right now, at about 9. The sun sets around 3:30/4. Also, it hasn’t snowed here other than a small mount 3 weeks ago…. it rains instead. Honestly, in the last 3 weeks, we have had maybe [...]