Asshole
by Dr. Pants on Jun.28, 2006, under Life and the Universe
About 12 years ago I was an asshole to my dear friend Joe. I was a REAL asshole. I mean, it was certifiable asshole in nature. I stuck him with all kinds of shit, bills and explanations…. Then, in a stroke of pure idiocy, I fucked him over again. My ex assaulted him. I sided with her.
I sit here with that thought today. I feel bad about it. I wish it never happened. I wish I could take it back. He was a great friend to me.
So do we talk? Yeah, we still talk.. but it’s not the same.
I have few regrets in my life.. but the ones I do have are dooozies..
Joe, my friend, I am sorry……



July 1st, 2006 on 8:20 am
Hey Eric,
Yola Tengo is coming to Shea’s in July. I thought of you, cause you turned me on to them.
July 10th, 2006 on 10:35 am
Yo Dude,
Thanks for the post, it’s all good at this point in our lives. Best not to carry too much baggage into the future. I was just in Buffalo/Canada for about a week. Visited with Jesse Zeuful, with Brad & Joe after Thursday in the square, at his new bar - club Diablo (www.clubdiablo.com). He’s doing really well (apparently Harper does carpentry work around the place)… great to see those guys flourishing in that city. Then we went on to the Essex where the mood was not as welcoming. Sadly it appears we’ve been forgotten in that place (well, it has been almost 15 years). I guess Mackie is the manager now. They had this big collage of old photos but not one of you. It was wild to be back but just confirms the adage that you can’t go home again…which is best, my liver couldn’t take it.
DEUCE HERE!
July 11th, 2006 on 12:54 pm
Well, you know, I am a thoughtful kind of guy. I reflect upon the past often.
July 13th, 2006 on 4:00 am
Ah yes to be young and drunk as the First Idiot again! When I’m sorry, it’s generally for not being asshole enough to bring on the bomb. BTW, if you need membership in the Asshole Anti-Defamation League, let me know. I still have plenty of membership cards. That’s MR. Asshole to you.
So Pants, I got here from a comment you made in 2004 to a post about the Justice Dept refusing to release information because it would result in the end of the world. Imagine that. Looks like the war on the freedom of information act continues in the NOMF.
BTW, Google has just about completely banned Uncommon Sense from their engine. The maroons.
July 21st, 2006 on 7:37 pm
I thought Europe didn’t go on vacation until August. WTF?
July 25th, 2006 on 3:33 pm
I understand Beirut used to be lovely this time of year. Now, even Condi Rice has a hard time shopping for shoes there.
July 28th, 2006 on 6:49 pm
I’m still winning and the NOMF is still reeling in the sheaves.
August 2nd, 2006 on 4:04 am
Hey, thought you might enjoy this, if you haven’t seen it already:
The fuckin’ short version of The Big Lebowski
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1700131/
August 16th, 2006 on 10:20 am
I’m really sorry about all the mean things I said about Martin back in the day, which only made the poor Dino sore.
August 30th, 2006 on 2:39 pm
Dr.Pantabulous…….
Where have you been of late. Scouring Norwegian flea markets and roller rinks in search of the meaning of life? It’s all relative dear boy. Come back to the surface and reveal your newest incarnation devoid of all past references. C’mon… display once more your inner self and share your cerebral wares for all to gleam and awe over.
November 1st, 2006 on 6:38 pm
No posts since June!!! Whats going on out there?
November 8th, 2006 on 5:18 pm
Yeah, I’m with Marcus…what the fuck? U still alive?
November 9th, 2006 on 11:23 am
I guess Norway is just too great a place to force one out on the disinformation frontage road.