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Ass Sucking

by Dr. Pants on Mar.31, 2006, under Life and the Universe

‘Life is what happens when you are making plans’ - John Lennon

‘Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.’ ~Fran Lebowitz

‘Life is what happens when you are burning dvds’ -Doctor Pants

We have to get out of this apartment by the end of April. We’ve been looking for a place for 2 months already. We’ve found nada, zip, bang, wohee. I have to admit I have reached a slight level of panic in my underlying sunconscious (is that redundant?) . Last night I found a place that will suit us perfectly.. the only problem is that everytime we find that ‘perfect place’ there are about 20 other families gunning for the same place. Wish me luck.

It pisses me off that I am looking for an apartment when, I know, back home, if I were still there, we would have a house of our own. I mean. I am past the whole apartment deal. I want the damn house already. I want to blast the music. I want to paint the walls whatever color I feel like. I want to take a big’ol dump in the middle of the living room. Well, maybe not the last one but you get the idea. This whole ‘packing everything up’ shit is really getting old. I think there is nothing truly as evil as spending a whole Saturday moving your possessions from one place to another.

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