Struggling

On November 23, 2005, in Life and the Universe, by Dr. Pants

It’s true that the more you write the easier it is to write. I am really struggling to find something worthy to print for your ultimate pleasure. I have written severel entries and then saved them as drafts simply because they didn’t fit the Discopants and Haircuts standard. You are saying to yourself, right now, ‘Damn, that Dr. Pants is one tough SOB. Here he has this place to write whatever and however he wants, yet he still observes certain standards.’ Well, my friends, I do this for you and you alone. You see, I care. I care about what you read. I care about what you laugh about. I want to write things that make your nipples tingle.

I’m thankful you have made it this far.

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2 Responses to Struggling

  1. No, my nipples aren’t tingling…but there’s still time…

  2. There shall be wings! If the accomplishment be not for me, ’tis for some other. The spirit cannot die; and man, who shall know all and shall have wings…

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