Let Me Clarify
by Dr. Pants on Dec.10, 2003, under Life and the Universe, Norway
LET ME CLARIFY….
12/10/03
This is not going to be a Bush bashing site. God knows there are enough already. This site will be anything that comes to mind. . I do not like Bush…but that is not the point here. Sometimes you may find the occasional rant about the man and his cronies…sometimes…
Anyway, one thing I did want to share was what life is like here in Norway. Here is a pic of what I see when i drink Orange Juice in the morning.
No I don’t see that exact picture everyday, but I do have a kick ass view. I love it. One whole side of our house has windows facing the valley. Debbie and I have seen some amazing sunsets. Pretty decent skiing is only about 5 minutes away by car.
Today has been a busy day. A lot of crap had to be done around the house. Being the domesticated Dad that I am, I put my daily chores before hobbies.
I need to share a street sign that is everywhere around here. When I first saw it, I did a double-take. The sign means, "Speed Bump Ahead. " Now you tell me what it looks like to you.
Looks like a butt to me.
Apparently, "Fart," means speed. So if you go," FULL SPEED." They would say, "FULL FART." Honest.
And although many have read my rant about there being no Turkey Subs around here, I want to show something that I truly enjoy.
It’s this chocolate spread you put on bread. I thought I like peanut butter, but man, this is the shit.
The stuff could bring peace to the Middle East I tell ya. The damn stuff is so damn, Nugatti Good.


